Today I bought my father-in-law two McChikcens from McDonalds...he wasn't feeling well today and he didn't eat them. They were still in the bag and sitting on the end table. I forgot about them when I left to pick my son up from drum lessons... I came home to a living room floor covered in shredded lettuce....shredded paper...and shredded napkins... Everything else was GONE!!! lmao Now I can laugh...earlier I was so PO'd I could think straight!!
When I was scolding Molly and telling her what a bad girl she was....she was literally barking back at me, my son was cracking up...she then came over and laid at my feet and I said to her "I can't believe how bad you can be" she then did the under the breath growl/gurgle...like she was complaining to ME!!!!!! Hilarious!!
Funny, sounds like around here. Everytime someone comes home from town they get swamped by every kind of animal you can think of. They have found out when we leave we bring back groceries and fast food! It is a major race to try and get all the food in before the cats, goats, and dogs take it and run! The cats are the worst the literally start flying at you the moment you get home grabbing and snatching things. The goats are pretty close though, you can't leave your vehicle door open if there is food inside because they will hop right up in the seat and munch away, someone came over the other day and they kept getting in his truck and stealing his chewing tobacco!
Molly once ate half a pepperoni pizza off the dining room table....son wasn't home from practice yet and I had left it there for him. She climbed into the chair...pushed it off the table, jumped down, worked her snout into the box and shared it with Rocky...lol You are right...the bad bad doggie stories are oozing out tonight!!
i lost a nice pot roast to scout on sunday. she had diarrhea all day on monday. she also broke my sons tooth down to the nerves yesterday. they were wrestling around on a leaf pile in the yard and she jumped up out of the leaves and clocked him under the chin and broke one of his permanent incisors and knocked loose a baby tooth. this has been the worst vacation i have ever had. not a single thing has gone right or has been relaxing.
While we were trying to get Kiba to eat her own food without of the deli meat we were mixing in , she stod up on the coffee table, nabbed a while chicken burger and ran. It was the funniest thing! I tried to get her mouth open to let it go but she was holding on too tight. She's a little table surfer, but her OFFs are better!
OMG: A tooth on the loose! I hope he gets double from the tooth fairy poor kid! Aisha has not stolen food from anywhere at all YET! I am sure my turn will come. My other dog once ate a whole choclate cake off the kitchen table and did not leave any crumbs for me to clean up at least. She did not go into choc. shock lol. I took Aisha to Mcdonalds the other day. I got her chicken nugget happy meal but i gave the toy to my son.lol. She loved them!
Oscar got a pan of brownies off the top of the fridge. I thought they would be safe there but when he stands on his hind legs he can look at me cleary over a six foot privacy fence. I guess I should have know better. But lucky for me he didn't get sick from them. And the lab I used to have ate threw the backdoor while we were at a doctors appointment. When we got home and he was looking at us from the front window we were pretty curious how he got in the house. But we soon found out when we opened the door.