Its that time of year again. It is so hard to find an original gift. Why not a puppy? They are so cute and sure to be a big hit on Christmas morning. Even somebody that doesnt like dogs will get attached to the fuzzy little puppy with the big eyes. Puppies are truly a gift for everyone.
Our company produces thousands of puppies each year. We manufacture puppies by the truck load and ship them to pet stores all over the country. Now for the first time you can buy direct from the mill and save hundreds of dollars.
We have all breeds and will have thousands available for Christmas ranging from 3 weeks old to 6 months. We recommend that you get them as young as possible because they are so cute when they are tiny. Sure they may suffer nutritionally from not having the mother milk, and they may not be able to relate socially to other dogs but its worth it to get one while they are so cute.
All of our dogs will come with authentic papers. Not that we give a hoot about the pedigree or even make an attempt to ensure that the papers match the pup but the papers are authentic and are suitable for framing. Won't that impress the special someone on your Christmas list? These authentic papers mean that you can also breed your dog and make back your original investment many times over. Dont worry about producing too many puppies most local governments have an animal control depart that will destroy the unnwanted dogs for free. Thats the beauty of our business, if you sell someone a bad pup they can have it killed and you can sell them a new breed next year.
All of our puppies are raised in small wire cages and learn to relieve them selves where they sleep. This means you will never have to house train your pup. You can keep him in the small crate his entire life. If you have guest over you can always take him out and clean him up and he will look like a normal dog. Of course if you do take him out of the crate be careful, you may never be able to house train your puppy. Be prepared for other behavioral problems that may arise out of living in a wire cage for the first part of his life.
Health Problems: Some have accused us of selling sickly puppies and some even ask if we have any type of health guarantee. We guarantee that your puppy will be alive when you get it. We may have more health problems than legitimate breeders but a few trips to the vet should clear up most problems. If it gets too bad, you can always buy a new puppy. Some breeders waste thousands of dollars testing for potential genetic health problems, not us, we save that money and use it to buy nice stuff for ourselves.
The bottom line is, if you are looking for long term family pet to be part of your household for years to come go to a reputable breeder or shelter. If you are looking for a disposable puppy that looks just as cute and care to save a few bucks stop by your local pet store and be sure to ask for Puppy Mills Farm brand of puppies. Or better yet order yours direct from the mill and save even more.
Take advantage of our Christmas special now for a limited time only, buy 2 sickly dogs at the regular price and get one nearly dead dog for free. Call today to ensure delivery by Christmas morning 1 900 SICKDOG.
Please read the above letter written from the viewpoint of a "puppy miller." Of course, they never admit that's what they are, they always emphasize "we are reputable breeders/brokers and have AKC stock only." This means they are puppy mills. With Christmas coming, idiots everywhere will buy cute puppies for gifts ON IMPULSE, and this is the most impulsive way of all....people who see these pups think AKC papers mean something (not in this case, especially,) and that they have done a GOOD thing for the following stupid reasons: 1.) "He was so CUTE I just FELL IN LOVE and COULDN'T RESIST." That's pretty much what the seller is counting on. 2.) "I figured I at least saved THIS ONE." They counted on that, too.... they can't sell if you don't buy, and every one you buy creates a space for ANOTHER one. 3.) "I can breed him/her and get my money back." That's great. Perpetuate a genetic atrocity. And someone who "breeds" dogs/cats correctly does NOT make money because it costs a lot to do it responsibly...and can be HELL on the dog. Especially little dogs. 4.) "Anything that cost this much must be pretty valuable. It IS a purebred." Jeffrey Dahmer and Charles Manson and Ted Bundy were purebreds, too. All Caucasian breeds. PT Barnum knew something from which we could learn.....
Some last thoughts: The average pet store pays $175 for each puppy they buy from the puppy mill. The rest of the profit is made from YOU. You think a puppy is "worth" $800 because the tag says so? No. Its because THAT'S WHAT THE AVERAGE IDIOT WILL PAY THE STORE. Most pet stores will euthanize "TOO sick" puppies bacause its less trouble than returning the puppy long distance to the mill, and if you can vet a veterinarian to authorize the death certificate, the mill refunds the $175 anyway. Nice racket.
If you think your expense ended at paying that RIDICULOUS price for a "purebred" puppy, think again. You will be out MUCH more when you are done with damage control at the veterinarian who will try and get the baby past severe intestinal parasitism, nutritional imbalance, and hideous genetics. Socializing is going to be YOUR problem. MILLIONS of wonderful and HEALTHY animals languish in shelters for lack of homes, but YOU got a purebred....and kept a puppy mill in business. But then, again, impulse buys are often followd by impulse DUMPS, and those of us on the front lines in shelters will be taking in your little mistakes all spring long when you cannot handle the fact that: 1.) the baby is no longer cute 2.) STILL isn't socialized 3.) Can't be housebroken 4.) Has run up hundreds of dollars of veterinary bills 5.) Got a lot bigger than you expected; Great Dane puppies are SO CUTE, but who knew they'd get THIS big?? And how come THIS Dalmation doesn't act like the 101 Disney ones? 6.) Is obviously "not right" and becoming a real inconvenience.
Please share with friends. Its not too late to educate and save lives and there are PLENTY of desperately wonderful, healthy, and deserving animals already waiting for homes out there. Dr Gionet
I need to reply to the, "Puppy Mill piece." I have seen first hand the semi trucks with the dudes in white jumpsuits selling AKC registered puppies. My Son-in-law found out about this company through word-of-mouth at a pet store. He had been raising a few puppies from his family pets, and had been toying with the idea of starting a kennel. He thought he had died and gone to heaven when he walked into the midst of all these puppies that were selling for $200 or less. He went nutz and bought, and bought, and did I say bought? The truck came to town every few weeks, and my son-in-law bought every time. He was on his way to owning a BIG kennel. Immediately, there were health issues, some kennel cough, skin maladies, and diarrhea, (those are the ones I can remember, there were more.) Then came the big stuff-a dog (English Bull,) with absolutely NO hip-ball or sockett. (Hip-replacement)-One keels over dead of some inhereted heart disease. There was so much more. There were strange diseases that none of the vets around here could successfully diagnose, let alone cure. The vet bills are well beond the tens of thousnads of dollars. Yep! The puppy mill piece was if anything an understatement. I didn't mention the name of the outfit that still does this, and sells to the pet stores around these parts. My son-in-law is still in litigation with them. I don't know what my ethical responsibility is here. I will however answer questions and opinions, there is so much more to this nightmare, and folks should be aware, and verbal.