Kiba: 1. makes me have to pick up the house so she doesnt "get anything 2. makes me always have around the catbox cleaned so there's no snacking 3. makes me wear socks so I dont get a foot bathed in tongue juice 4. makes me play with her all day and then "I" have to clean up her mess 5. lets me know when she has to go outside one last time by beating me up
They Make me take them outside " " Make me mop daily " " Make me vacume daily " " Make me get up to early, or its a paw across the face in a true bitch slap. " " Make me learn patitence. " " Make me learn how to multitask at to many things. " " Make me happy every day
They make me... 1. spend more on dog treats than on shoes 2. vacume several times a day 3. be a morning person (EVEN before my coffee) =) 4. pick up LoADS of poo on a daily basis (sometimes inside the house for my newest addition, but we are working on that) 5. buy Frebreeze in bulk 6. spend more time preparing their dinner than OUR dinner =) 7. spend more money on developing pictures than i probably did for my own wedding ;) 8. take really long lunch breaks so I can come home and play with them 9. get more exercise than I EVER would if they weren't around =) 10. so happy and content I can't put it into words!
What a great thread--I think i'm going to take an EXTRA long lunch break today so I can see my babies =)
*get up right before my alarm clock is going to go off (I love those last few minutes of sleep!) *go crazy over their barking, like they are competing with one another *give them dog treats even after DD has already done so *pick up their poop outside, otherwise they'll step in it and then make me clean that up too *they make sure I get a bath when they get a bath..although smelling like wet dog is not considered a nice perfume *love them and smile..even when sometimes I just wanna be mad, sad and angry :o)
My Bella makes me, 1.stand on guard with the shovel so she cant eat her poo 2.be one of those crazy people that dress their dogs 3.go on searches for that one treat you know she loves but I cant find it anywhere(bread bones) 4.want another puppy just like her!! 5.look for dog friendly hotels when I go on trips 6.want to choke people who just buy a dog never research the breed and then ditch it!!
1. Get up early to take her for a walk. 2. Clean up poo and wee pads. 3. Wet her food down and take it out of the bowl and lay it on a placemat in front of the bowl. 4. Go to training classes. 5. Run around the hallway and foyer so she can chase me. 6. Chase her around the hallway and foyer. 7. Play tug of war. 8. Crawl around the floor playing with her. 9. Watch which way I roll at night because you never know where she ends up. 10. Play her favorite game of chasing a peacock feather (she thinks she is a cat). She stands there looking at her feather all the time. Drives me nuts!!
All of it is worth it though because she is so much fun and we love her so much!!
I'm a guy. Had to buy pink rollerblades in size 14 because that was all they stocked. I am secure with my sexuality, but tried to spraypaint them, always came off...anyways...got in shape, raised a great dog.
ROXY makes me.... 1) Shovel mountains of snow so she can jump and play in them 2) Clean the cat litter so she can get those little chocolate chewies with sprinkles on them 3) Run around the house like i am being chased buy freddy kruger 4) Wish i was never born 5) Buy her new toys weekly 6) Put on my slippers so she can take them off 7) Chase her around the house because she has a toilet paper tube in her mouth 8) Update her dogster page ( but i dont ) 9) Constantly tell her how pretty she is and how she is the Princess of HE double hockey sticks 10) Say how much of a princess she is on TP
1 Buy her winn Dixie chicken every week 2 ride her on the golf cart every evening 3make sure she has her blankie at night 3take her out to potty at 5 a.m. 4let her lick my wet had when i;m taking a bath 5take her to Lowes an ride her in the buggie 6 follow me around Belks while I shop