I just thought being April Fools & all, not to mention getting back to our enjoyable forum...... Does any one have any pet related toot chuckles to share? I hope no one is offended...I just thought a bit of light hearted humor would do everyone some good!
I don't have much but I thought some might? My Little Rascal (Chihuahua) used to scare himself when he let out a toot! He'd run with his ears back & bum tucked, then would stop & sniff the air. It was soooo funny! Poor baby! Then one time my (Pug) Rocky was asleep with his bum on my pillow facing my face of course. Hey......I was sleeping! Well he let out a toot in his sleep right in my darn face! ROFL! He never woke up! It sure got me up though.
Being April fools brought this to memory as I have a remote "Toot" machine that has given many a laugh on April Fools....
Anywho......Does anyone have any stories they'd like to share?
Ah yes, Boston Terrier are the worst about it compared to all the breeds I've been around. I think if I raise Boston Terriers, I'll send the pups to their new home with a puppy care package containing a gas mask and one of those bio hazard suits...
My aunts dal had obnoxious smelling farts.. and they were usually audible. The dog woudl take off like a shot off the couch and before you could wonder why it would hit you. He sniff the couch for a good 10 minutes before settling down, and usually as he'd settle, it would happen all over again. I think a lot of ot had to do with 10 years of cooked human food 2x a day. It was almost a daily gas attack.
My sisters cat farts when she gets excited.If your petting her she will turn her butt towards your face and let loose.
My oldest dog likes to get into the cat food. You can tell when he does because about 15 minutes later you can smell him. He can literally clear a room. When he farts he just picks up his head and stares at everyone like what are you going to do about it.
Ah, yes! Boston's seem to be the worst! I was keeping my mom's boston one time. He was sitting in the bed with me when suddenly he farted. When he heard it he turned around and looked at his butt and tilted his head to the side as if he had never experienced such a thing before! He's also known for his silent, but deadly farts. We can all be sitting around the TV and he'll let one out. We all know its him because they have a very distinct smell. And yet he sits there so innocently.
my friends doxie toots, then turns in circles trying to figure out what the smell is and where its coming from.
snoopy used to get canned food frozen in his kong. and boy would he stink. he's walk up to us, give us a big grin, let loose (SBD_Silent But Deadly) and trot away all proud of himself. i stopped the canned food as soon as i figured it out!
anyone blame their own toots on the dogs? be honest...
here's a good one! Joe and Sophie were wrestling on our deck the other day and Joe flopped over on his back and she was chewing on his neck and his legs were open, all exposing himself, and he let a loud airy fart. Matt and I blew up. I have heard Sophie fart twice, and they are audible but she doesn't even realize she's done it!! ha!!