Three male dogs walking down the street see a beautiful female poodle and start drooling. Aware of her effect on them, the poodle says, "Whoever can use the words liver and cheese together in the cleverest sentence can go out with me." The muscular black Lab blurts out, "I love liver and cheese." "That's so childish," says the poodle. The tall, shiny golden retriever says, "I hate liver and cheese!" The poodle says, "That's as dumb as the Lab's try!" She turns to the third dog, a Chihuahua, and says, "Let's see what you can do, squirt." He gives a sly smile, turns to the other dogs and says, "Liver alone, cheese mine!"