Every morning when I release the hounds, Lilo goes flying out of the house, mach 5 with her hair on fire and does three huge bounces....
BOING< BOING< BOING!!!! to her boundary where the invisible fence will warn her......
she takes a pee.
Stitch sachets out and pees and circles for her morning dump.
This FACINATES Lilo and she runs over and gets her nose millimeters away from the poopshoot as if she is coaching the turd out.
I always look out the kitchen window and make a commentary....
"your doing good!! now WORK for that turd...breathe, BREATHE!! PUSH!!!'
Now Stitch has a facination with makeup. She gets right up in my face and will try and gently bite the masacara wand every time I try and put it on....Out of my peripheral vision, I see this huge bull terrier nose watching my every move.
Sometimes, I put a bit of mascara on the three long hairs above her eyes. (not where our eyelashes really are) Stitch loves it and daddy always comments that I put makeup on the dog again.
My daughter will grab Stitch's muzzle and put lipsmackers on her dog lips....she loves that too.
When I let Merphy and Benji out for their bedtime pee, they race to see who can get out the door first, who can get to the back fence first, who can pee first, and who can get back to me first. Boys! You would think Benji would lose since he can't run, but Merphy usually does since he's easily distracted by rabbits and frogs.
Merphy also likes to race up the stairs (I finally started winning), down the hall, to the car...but only when its dark.
Then, the other day, he engaged himself in what looked like a relay race. He has this fish that he loves, that makes more of a quacking sound, than a squeek. It's about as big as him, but he still loves it (this is his second one, and Target just got a new stock of them, so I'll probably buy another for when this squeeker goes out). Anyway, he started at the end of the patio, ran full speed into the house, through the family room, then put on the brakes once he reached the tile so he slides all the way, nearly crashing into the door, pushes the fish to the ground to make him quack, then runs full speed back to the edge of the patio, makes the fish quack and starts all over. This went on for a good five minutes, until he stood up, then fell over and went to sleep. Yes, my dog has issues. But I wish I had a video camera.
min pin Rocky......comes unglued when I get undressed LOL to get in shower cuz he knows I am going to work....then he jumps in shower with me then wants the dryer (low heat) it cracks me up. Every day same thing..... But here is the wildest..... if you or LOL your guest passes gas...toots....farts.....this dog goes crazy!.....he starts digging at your butt and sniffing we want to get stickers made up that say I farted at D's. D
***Edited By: dltobin on 6/7/2006 6:49:35 AM*** Reason: added
When I wake up and say good morning Ruffian she has to run up to me and smell my breath, yuck. I know that dogs love the most smelly things in the world so that can't be good, LOL. I get up and brush my teeth. It doesn't matter what time I wake up if I say good morning ruffian she has to smell my breath.
The fart one,,,OMG,,too funny!! I cant top that, but my dogs do the poop staring thing,,Loki almost pooped on Skye's head before.
As far as tricks,,,well, I have an escape artist (2 actually), our older pit, if you put her in the huse and you go outside, she gets a little pissy and climbs her fat butt through the CAT window. How she manages to do that without taking out the window is beyond me.
Sugar, our other pit, plays ball by herself if Skye is being lazy. She takes the tennis ball, jumps on the ice chest (or table, whichever) and drops the ball, jumps down, catches it in the air, after pawing it for a while and making it bouce a little more, then she repeats this until Skye gets interested. Then like a woman, she stops.
everytime my little toby goes to eat he wont eat at his bowl until he is done like normal dogs. he takes one piece of food out of his bowl brings it into my livingroom sits it down and gets in the pounce position. then when he thinks its gonna get away he pounces on it and throws it across the room. he then chases it down and starts the whole thing over until its dead. lol then he eats it and goes back for another piece.
My cat will stalk a toy mouse like a normal kitty...and then...Coda will mimic her! It is hilarious to watch. Coda pretends to act exactly like a cat...Whiskers pretends to hate when Coda mimics her, but I think she is secretly pleased lol!
My adrianna will poop and then scratch the ground with all four legs and take off running, like some dogs do. But when she comes along a poop pile that is not hers, whether we are on a walk or she is out running, she will sniff the poop, howl a little and scratch the ground and take off running. It is pretty funny to see.
Adrianna and duke when they play, she will grab his tail and drag him around by it. He has to walk backwards while she trys to run holding his tail. He takes a digger into the ground and ends up getting dragged.
Mandy still goes and gets one of her babies out of the toy box and carries it and whines after she eats. She only does this after she eats. Now she has gotten Tina doing the same thing. I have never been able to figure that one out.
Beau will not eat unless someone is in the kitchen with him... he loves to chew & make holes in blankets & stuffed toys... also, he just lives to stick his whole nose down in between my couch cushions right up to the ears... he loves to chase our shadows when we are walking, but when he sees the shadow of a bird flying by, he tries to bolt.