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OMG
Addie just ate a raisin..is she going to die from liver failure.
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Posted: 11:38:22 PM 8/4/2006
oops i dropped one on the floor, that's 2 she's doomed for sure. should I panic and call a vet, or let her go out peacfully with a pund of bakers choclate to nibble on in her last moments.
Posted: 11:42:20 PM 8/4/2006
I think you should consider putting her to sleep. Peacefully. LOL
Wow, this is kinda sick
Posted: 11:44:52 PM 8/4/2006
I don't believe in artifical death. I am doing it all naturale. I think shes coming up to give me on last kiss good bye...no..no wait. She's asking for another raisin? make it three. Thought i would help speed things up.


I won't give her apple seeds though, They have arsenic in them. I heard arsenic is bad.

***Edited By: gunny on 8/4/2006 11:46:40 PM***
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Posted: 11:47:33 PM 8/4/2006
Maybe you have created an addiction. How could you????
Posted: 11:51:01 PM 8/4/2006
ROFL.......
Posted: 11:53:55 PM 8/4/2006
An addiction really do you think so?....know any home remedies, because i am broke. and really who spends over $20.00 on thier dogs health these days? in fact i am mad she got my raisins. do you tihnk because she ate raisins they have made her dominate? I heard that if you let a dog walk through a doorway first and then immediatly feed it raisins. it's brain will leak out it's ears, because all the dominace that floods thier brain all at once. I will watch for any humping.

***Edited By: gunny on 8/4/2006 11:54:11 PM***
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Posted: 12:05:17 AM 8/5/2006
OMG! Like, you shuld bread her to a poodle and let me have one of the puppeez my husband may let me have anuther one sumday.

so dont feed her choclate so u can do that for me as i always wanted a german sheperd poo.

<snicker>

BWHAHAHAHAHA!

(great stress reliever, gunny!)
Posted: 12:07:40 AM 8/5/2006
OMG, thank you for giving me the best laugh I've had all day.

Gunny....is that sleep deprivation getting to you???
Posted: 12:16:54 AM 8/5/2006
Hey TraumaMamma, let me give you my neighbor's address. You can find more German Shepherd Poo than you could ever need, they've always got a good supply, lol!!! I think the only way to cure raisin addiction is with litter box therapy. You'll know the dog is cured when those kisses have crumbs.
Posted: 12:20:42 AM 8/5/2006
OMG!!! EEWWW! Crummy kisses.

Ya know? I dont even eat krunch coat ice cream cones cause Dairy Queens are multicolored and it looks like the blue crystal fresh step. Looks like a turd rolled in cat litter and takes all the fun outta an ice cream cone!

Posted: 12:40:34 AM 8/5/2006
I suggest you feed her a couple Starburst fruit chews (wrappers and all).
Posted: 12:46:56 AM 8/5/2006
But then their poohpooh's will be hard and wrapped.
Posted: 12:57:15 AM 8/5/2006
Funny thread, you guys are crazy tonight.
Posted: 1:33:25 AM 8/5/2006
well Addie made it. So i deem raisins safe. I left a box of them open for her in her kennel. but bacasue they give her the runs she has to outside all the time. How do you get a dog that is outside to stop barking? or should I stop feeding raisins? but I think I am addicted to giving them to her?
Posted: 1:37:00 AM 8/5/2006
TAPE!!!

First you tape her mouth closed. 2 birds with one stone, no barking or eating raisins.
Then, tape your hands. That way you can't give her raisins.
Posted: 1:41:40 AM 8/5/2006
and no poo for addie, Poos are not so unique anymore. we are breeding her to our friends husky. we are going to call them muskies. malinois x huskey...pure bred muskies. Do they shed? you bet. do they run away? damn right? are they friendly? hell no. will they chew on the furniture? I advise not having furiniture in the house with muskies. Are they good with kids? no, thy are not even good with adults. do they bark a lot? only half the time. the other half they are absolutley going nuts. Are they sweet? define Sweet. Are they calm in the house? I advise not owning or renting home and sharing it with a muskie, people who tend to have a good relationship with muskies live in card board boxes. Do they have health problems? not geneticaly, but because of thier intense personalities, they break thier own bones a lot. are they good guard dogs? good, hell they are lethal. what do you feed a muskie? You do not have to buy dog food, no matter how much you secure the human food they will get it. do they bark at the mailman? we do not get mail anymore. do they make good gifts? I would not give them to somebody i like, but great gifts for let say...the mother-in-law.
Posted: 1:45:50 AM 8/5/2006
I heard that raisins shrink ears... Is that true, and how much should I give Bella??
Posted: 1:49:29 AM 8/5/2006
Since they make good gifts and to people you don't like no less, give the ole' gal that was offended by the breastfeeding one. Tell her you want to make omends. Tell her they are easy to train, just fed raisns.
Posted: 1:52:17 AM 8/5/2006
LMAO @ Sandy
Posted: 3:06:05 AM 8/5/2006
that thread was a good one. thanks guys i needed a laugh
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