T-Bird: This is the really real world, and there ain't no comin' back. (that made me laugh)
Eric Draven: Little things used to mean so much to Shelly- I used to think they were kind of trivial. Believe me, nothing is trivial. (makes me think)
Top Dollar: Our friend T-bird won't be joining us this evening on account of a slight case of death. (cracks me up)
Albrecht: Great. A guy shows up looking like a mime from Hell and you lose him right out in the open. Well, at least he didn't do that walking against the wind s***, I hate that. (cracks me up)
Albrecht: So many cops. You'd think they were givin' away donuts. (LOL)
Skank: I feel like a little worm on a big f****** hook. (funny FUNNY FUNNY!!!)
Lead Cop: What'dya call that? Albrecht: I call it blood, detective. But I suppose you'll write it up as "graffiti". (probly have to see that one to get it)
Then from happley never after
Mambo- My name is munk and my nostreals show I have dandruff and bad bo Mook is a bossy know it all with a putt the size of a shoping mall.
Rick-Munk's the guy who looks at the glass as half-empty. Mambo's the guy who... Probably peed in the glass.
higher learning (another fave of mine)
Remy- How would you feel if I came in your room and I started playing my music. Fudge- I wouldn't feel nothing. 'Cause it'd never happen. Remy: Why not? Fudge- 'Cause I'll whoop your a**. That's why. (cracks me up)
Barn Yard (real cute)
Ben the Cow- Otis, a strong man stands up for himself, a stronger man stands up for others. (LOVE BEN)
Mrs. Beady- Randall, There is a cow outside. Mr. Beady- This is a cow farm. You're gonna find cows outside. (if you have not seen it you must you will die laughing)
Otis the Cow- That's what you call boy tipping... (LOL)
Murron- You're going to teach me to read, then? William Wallace: Aye, if you'd like. Murron- Aye! William Wallace- In what language? Murron- Ah, you're showing off now. William Wallace: That's right. Are you impressed yet? Murron- No. Why? Should I be? William Wallace- Oui. Parce que chaque jour j'ai pensÚ Ó toi. [Yes. Because every single day I've thought about you] Murron- [hesitates, impressed despite herself, then smiles] Do that standing on your head and I'll be impressed. William Wallace- Well, my kilt will fly up, but I'll try. (real cute)
William Wallace- [to Mother MacClannough, who says he's out of his mind to ride in the rain] Oh, it's fine Scottish weather, madam. The rain is falling straight down and slightly to the side like. (cracks me up)
Stephen- [speaking heavenward] Him? That can't be William Wallace. I'm prettier than this man. All right Father, I'll ask him. Stephen- [to William] If I risk my neck for you, will I get a chance to kill Englishmen? Hamish- Is your father a ghost, or do you converse with the Almighty? Stephen- In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God. Stephen- [heavenward] Yes, Father. Stephen- [to William and the others] The Almighty says don't change the subject; just answer the f question. Hamish- Mind your tongue. Campbell- Insane Irish! Stephen- [draws a dagger and holds it to Campbell's throat] Smart enough to get a dagger past your guards, old man. William Wallace- [holding a spear at Stephen's chest] That's my friend, Irishman. And the answer to your question is yes - if you fight for me, you get to kill the English. Stephen- Excellent! (that part always cracks me up)
Doc (To Kate)- You're not wearing a bustle. How lewd! (dont ask i dont even know why I like that one)
Wyatt- But who was the devil? Morgan- It's that woman from the coach! Wyatt- Well I'll be dam***. Doc- You may indeed. If you get lucky. (LOL)
Kat-: I'm a good woman to you, Doc. Don't I always take care of you? Nobody cares for you like me. I'm a good woman. Doc- Yes, I know. You are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist. (I love doc)
Doc- I'm your huckleberry.
Doc- It seems poker's just not your game, Ike. I know: let's have a spelling contest.
Young Guns (i hate old westerns but I like young guns, young guns 2, and tombstone)
Dirty Steve" Stephens- "Did you guys see the size of that chicken?" (cracks me up)
Charley Bowdre- "Hey, Chavez, how come they ain't killing us?" "Dirty Steve" Stephens- "Because we're in the spirit world, hole. They can't see us."
William H. Bonney- "Dear Governor Axtell. I've heard that you will give 200 dollars for my head. Perhaps we should meet and talk. I am at the Juarez village at the border. Send 3 men, and instruct them not to shoot, as I am unarmed. In short, Sir; I surrender. Your obedient servant William H. Bonney. PS: I changed my mind. Kiss my a**!" (that had me laughing and then you see his butt)
Dirty Steve" Stephens- "Dam* good riding with you, Chavez." Jose Chavez Y Chavez- "Many nights, my friend... Many nights I've put a blade to your throat while you were sleeping. Glad I never killed you, Steve. You're all right..."
And of corse young guns 2
Charles Phalen- "William H. Bonney, heh? Billy the Kid was shot and killed by Pat Garret. Everybody knows that, it's common knowledge." William H. Bonney (the Old)- "There are other lawyers around, you piece of chicken s***. Get back in the vehicle and drive before I make it 22 just for the hell of it."
Doc Scurlock- "You son of a BARK BARK! You're starting to believe what they're writing about you, aren't you? Let me tell you what you really are! You rode a 14 year old boy straight to his grave, and the rest of us straight to hell... Straight to hell! William H. Bonney! You are NOT a god!" William H. Bonney- "Why don't you pull the trigger and find out?" (yeah Billy was kinda hot in that movie)
Judge Bristol- "...and there be hanged by the neck till he be dead, dead, dead. Now, do you have anything to say, young man?" William H. Bonney- "Yes I do, your Honor. You can go to hell, hell, hell." (LOL)
Tom O'Tolliard- "What's scum?" William H. Bonney- "Well Tom, that's bad types. Politicians, bankers, cattle-kings... Scum..."
Ok i can go on forever but im done. Those are a few of my fave movies and if you have not seen them you should
I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame I'd even cut my hair and change my name
Ok its a kids movie but I crack up anytime I see it. The Emperors new Groove. When the Llama throws a rock at dude (played by John Goodman) and then says "somebody's throwing stuff" and sticks his lips out.. I can't think of anything else, TV guotes keep popping in my head though. Friends " Rachom what's a Rachom"