A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
" Good morning, " said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."
"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!"and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until! you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a darned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning."
It's kind of a gross joke, but I thought it was funny!
Oh funny! I hate pushy door-to-door salesmen. One pushed his way into our house past my sister, who was 14 at the time and proceeded to "present" us with his "miraculous" equipment. Our cat must have disliked him as much as we did because he came up, sniffed his leg, and bit him HARD! Drew blood and everything. He left soon after. Hehehehe!
I like most cats better than I like most people. I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.