I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........ Duh! I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her head. I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it. I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her. Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the hospital. I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt when a car hit me. I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door. Your smile for the day. Think about this the next time you're standing in line at Wal-Mart.
(No I did not write this, it's a joke)
-he is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of
Oh my...that was funny!!! :) Yeah, that was one of those "here's your sign" questions!!! :)
But if you think about....when you were younger who didn't try atleast one bite of cat/dog food?!?! I mean seriouslY!! :) I know we had a ton of cats, i was probably around 5 yrs old or so, my mom has a picture of me down on all fours eating the cat food along side of our cat!!! I mean how else was I going to figure out why they liked that food so much!!! LOL :)
Mommy to Gage and Gunor, the best boys ever!! :) XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX