Found this, it's pretty funny and DEFINITELY applies to TP. :) Thought I'd share.
*How many forum posters does it take to change a light bulb?*
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed. 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently. 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs. 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb". Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid. 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp". 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct. 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum. 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum. 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty. 5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs. 15 People to post "I can't see s@#&!" and their own light bulbs. 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs. 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's. 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too". 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy. 4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?". 13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs". 1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that George W. isn't the brightest bulb. 4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views. 1 moderator to scold the people on the light bulb thread. 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post six months from now and start it all over again...
S'yeah. I haven't been here in forever. :P Good to be back. And sorry if this has already been posted recently.
No one will ever see this side reflected, and if there's something wrong, who would've guessed it?
ROFLMAO! You forgot several people who will post on how commercial light bulbs are junk and bad for your dogs and responsible pet owners will only use natural light and nothing else no matter how difficult it may be.