What the hell is wrong with these JA's ? Do they seriously think people are dumb?
FROM: AGENT JOHN EDWARD’S OFFICE REGIONAL DIRECTOR FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION INTELLIGENCE FIELD UNIT J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING 935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON, DC 20535-0001, USA
I AM SPECIAL AGENT JOHN EDWARD FROM THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (FBI) INTELLIGENCE UNIT. WE HAVE JUST INTERCEPTED AND CONFISCATED TWO (2) TRUNK BOXES AT JFK AIRPORT IN NEW YORK, AND ARE ON THE VERGE OF MOVING IT TO OUR BUREAU HEAD QUARTERS.
WE HAVE SCANNED THE SAID BOXES, AND HAVE FOUND IT TO CONTAIN A TOTAL SUM OF USD4.1M AND ALSO BACKUP DOCUMENT WHICH BEARS YOUR NAME AS THE RECEIVER OF THE MONEY CONTAINED IN THE BOXES. INVESTIGATIONS CARRIED OUT ON THE DIPLOMAT WHICH ACCOMPANIED THE BOXES INTO THE UNITED STATES HAS IT THAT HE WAS TO DELIVER THIS FUNDS TO YOUR RESIDENCE AS YOUR CONTRACT/INHERITANCE PAYMENT WHICH WAS DUE YOU FROM THE OFFICE OF FINANCE MINSTER OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA.
WE CROSS-CHECKED ALL LEGAL DOCUMENTATION IN THE BOXES, AND WERE ABOUT TO RELEASE THE CONSIGNMENT TO THE DIPLOMAT, WHEN WE FOUND OUT THAT THE BOXES IS LACKING ONE VERY IMPORTANT DOCUMENTATION WHICH AS A RESULT, THE BOXES HAVE BEEN CONFISCATED UNTIL THE REQUIRED DOCUMENT IS PROVIDED.
ACCORDING TO SECTION 229 SUBSECTION 31 OF THE 1991 CONSTITUTION ON RELEASE OF UNCLAIMED CONSIGNMENT PAYMENT, YOUR CONSIGNMENT LACKS FUNDS OWNERSHIP CERTIFICATE AND FOR THAT REASON YOU MUST CONTACT ME FOR DIRECTION ON HOW TO PROCURE THIS CERTIFICATE, SO THAT YOUR CONSIGNMENT CAN BE LEGALLY CLEARED AND OKAY FOR DELIVERY TO YOU.
YOU ARE REQUIRED TO CONTACT THIS BUREAU WITHIN 72HOURS OR WE WOULD TAKE IT THAT YOU DO NOT WANT YOUR CONSIGNMENT, AND WOULD MOVE IT TO THE TREASURY
ALSO, YOU MUST NOT CONTACT ANY OTHER BANK FOR ANY PAYMENT, BECAUSE YOUR PAYMENT IS HERE IN CARE OF OUR STORAGE VAULT TEAM AND WILL BE RELEASED TO YOU ONCE YOU FOLLOW MY DIRECTIONS.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
YOURS IN SERVICE
AGENT JOHN EDWARD REGIONAL DIRECTOR FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION INTELLIGENCE FIELD UNIT J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING 935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON, DC. 20535-0001, USA
UGH! seriously I have received the email below twice now. It's sad that they are even attacking animal forum websites.
Hello From Mrs Melinda Marquez; Philipine. Attention, I know that this mail may come to you as a surprise ,My name is Mrs.MELINDA MARQUEZ, I am a Filipino citizen. It is my pleasure to contact you for a business venture which I intend to establish in your country. Though I have not met with you before but I believe one has to risk confiding in succeed sometimes in life ,there is this huge amount of U.S. $ 12,000,000.00 USD. (Twelve Million U.S. dollars). which my late husband kept for me with a Fiduciary Fund Holder in Spain in a Metallic Trunk Box before he was assasinated by the Rebels . Now I have decided to invest these money in your country or anywhere safe for security and political reasons. i want you to help me claim and retrieve this box from the Fiduciary Fund Holders and transfer it into your personal account in your country for investment purposes on these areas: 1). Telecommunication 2). The Transport Industry 3). Five Star Hotel 4). Real Estate Now i want to ask you something; 1)Can i trust you? 2)Can you take me as your sister? If you can be of an assistance to me i will be pleased to offer you 20% Of the total fund. I await your soonest response. Respectfully yours, Mrs Melinda Marquez PLEASE EMAIL ME Though MY PRIVATE EMAIL; firstname.lastname@example.org