I'm not a breeder, but you're question made me laugh out loud.
It reminds me of an old joke.
A man jumps from an airplane. He tries to deploy his parachute, but it won't work. He starts to panic as he he's hurtling toward the ground. Suddenly he sees a man flying up toward him. In desperation, he shouts, "Do you know anything about parachutes?" The other man shouts back, "No. Do you know anything about gas stoves?"