My boyfriend called me while I was at work this morning telling me that I really needed to come home because we had to rush Ace to the vet right away. He said Ace tore his...thingy...on something and it was hanging open. So of course, I leave work run home and.. Before I finish and everyone laughs and wonders if maybe my boyfriend is slightly on the slow side...lol. He's not, he's just never been around dogs much and Ace is his first. Anyways...Ace didn't tear anything, he was fine. He got his first erection. I guess my bf didn't realize male dogs get them, too? lol...what a dork
Please don't think I am being rude but that was the laugh I needed for the day. So did he take him to the vet or did you get there in time to save the poor guy from embarrassment? Anyway hope he laughed with you about it .
No offense taken! When I got home I thought maybe my boyfriend was joking. I couldnt help but laugh in his face! He was so serious. But no, I got home & told the bf all about the doggy birds and bees! lol. I am so glad I was able to leave work, though. Even though it probably would've been gone by the time he got there...the vet probably would've died hearing something so stupid =)
OMG I am at luch and eating and hoping it wasn't anything serious and as I read further, I started laughing and almost choked on my Hot Dog. Good thing I work in a Hospital. I am glad Ace is ok and thanks for making my day.
Does this mean I should get him fixed earlier than 6 months? He only has this one bear that he humps...should I take it away from him? He bites the bear's nose to hold it down & just goes to town. He's never done it to anything else, though.
ew! (to the lipstick remark - soo graphic :-P ) To tell the honest truth, i probalby would have freaked out too :-D I didnt know that happened in dogs, and have never had a male dog, except when theres a female around. Yikes =O)
well i am glad to read it wasn't something serious. that is pretty funny. thanks for the smile :) this happens to them even if they are neutered. and to take it one step further... sometimes they get stuck when they are out and the dog is unable to get it back in. if that ever happens don't try and force it back in. take a cold water washcloth and put some sugar on it and hold it over the "thingy" for a few minutes. if it doesn't work the first time try it a few times til it works. if after maybe 1/2 hour and it still won't go in then he will need to go to the vet and have it done.
I'm sorry but literally ROFLMAO....made my day. Don't you love when husbands/bf's do something so dumb. I've heard the lipstick remark before too. I'm so glad Ace is ok, but I'm still laughing, I just hope my kids don't want to come see what is so funny.
*Shudder* Poor Ace! Glad he's better :D I just dies laughing :D ---Allie the Chihuahua http://www.dogster.com/?41063 Wanna be pup pals? ---Mönica the Kitty http://www.catster.com/?57596 Wanna be Feline Friends?
well, you all can have another big laugh... I have my first dog (butkus) who was a rescue. He loves his stuffed animals... I mean really loves them. tonight he had his first real erection, and I thought something really bad was happening. called my girlfriend, friends, even woke up my parents letting them all know i thought butkus was going to die..
Nope he had an erection. To think i was headed towards the 24 hr emergency vet. Anyways enjoy my story and humiliation. everyone else is. Butkus and his stuffed rotti are sleeping quietly in the other room:)