Rescuer's Vent (Funny/Sad) TO ALL RESCUERS - SOUND FAMILIAR? Hello: You have reached 123-4567, Tender Hearts Rescue. Due to the high volume of calls we have been receiving, please listen closely to the following options and choose the one that best describes you or your situation: Press 1 if you think we are veterinarians and want free medical advice. Press 2 if you know we are a rescue organization but want to save money and have us give you free, untrained medical advice anyway. Press 3 if you make $200,000 a year but still want us to pay to spay the "stray" in your yard (house). Press 4 if you have a 10-year-old dog and your 15-year-old son has suddenly become allergic and you need to find the dog a new home right away. Press 5 if you have three dogs, had a baby and want to get rid of your dogs because you are the only person in the world to have a baby and dogs at the same time. Press 6 if your dog is sick and needs a vet but you need the money for your vacation. Press 7 if you just got a brand new puppy and your old dog is having problems adjusting so you want to get rid of the old one right away. Press 8 if your little puppy has grown up and is no longer small and cute and you want to trade it in for a new model. Press 9 if you are elderly and want to adopt a cute puppy who is not active and is going to outlive you. Press 10 if your relative has died and you don't want to care for their elderly dog because it doesn't fit your lifestyle. Press 11 if you are moving today and need to immediately place your 150 pound, 8-year-old, unneutured, agressive dog. Press 12 if you want an unpaid volunteer to come to your home today and pick up the dog you no longer want. Press 13 if you have been feeding and caring for a "stray" for the last three years, are moving and suddenly determine it's not your dog. Press 14 if you are calling at 6 a.m. to make sure you wake me up before I have to go to work so you can drop a dog off on your way to work. Press 15 to leave us an anonymous garbled message, letting us know you have left a dog in our yard in the middle of January, which is in fact, better than just leaving the dog with no message. Press 16 if you are going to get angry because we are not going to take your dog that you have had for fifteen years, because it is not our responsibility. Press 17 if you are going to threaten to take your ten year old dog to be euthanized because we can't get to your house in the next hour. Press 18 if you're going to get angry because the volunteers had the audacity to go on vacation and leave the dogs in care of a trusted volunteer who is not authorized to take your personal pet. Press 19 if you want one of our perfectly trained, housebroken, kid and cat friendly purebred tiny dogs that we have an abundance of. Press 20 if you want us to take your dog that has a slight aggression problem, i.e. has only bitten a few people and killed your neighbor's cats. Press 21 if you have already called once and been told we don't take personal surrenders but thought you would get a different person this time with a different answer. Press 22 if you want us to use space that would go to a stray to board your personal dog while you are on vacation, free of charge, of course. Press 23 if it is Christmas Eve or Easter morning and you want me to deliver an eight week old puppy to your house by 6:30 am before your kids wake up. Press 24 if you have bought your children a duckling, chick or baby bunny for Easter and it is now Christmas and no longer cute. Press 25 if you want us to take your female dog who has already had ten litters, but we can't spay her because she is pregnant again and it is against your religion. Press 26 if you're lying to make one of our younger volunteers feel bad and take your personal pet off your hands. Press 27 if your cat is biting and not using the litter box because it is declawed, but are not willing to accept the responsibility that the cat's behavior is altered because of your nice furniture. Press 28 if your two year old male dog is marking all over your house but you just haven't gotten around to having him neutered. Press 29 if you previously had an outdoor only dog and are calling because she is suddenly pregnant. Press 30 if you have done "everything" to housebreak your dog and have had no success but you don't want to crate the dog because it is cruel. Press 31 if you didn't listen to the message asking for an evening phone number and you left your work number when all volunteers are also working and you are angry because no one called you back. Press 32 if you need a puppy immediately and cannot wait because today is your daughter's birthday and you forgot when she was born. Press 33 if your dog's coat doesn't match your new furniture and you need a different color or breed. Press 34 if your new love doesn't like your dog and you are too stupid to get rid of the new friend (who will dump you in the next month anyway) instead of the dog. Press 35 if you went through all these 'presses' and didn't hear enough. This press will connect you to the sounds of tears being shed by one of our volunteers who is holding a discarded old dog while the vet mercifully frees him from of the grief of missing his family. WE SALUTE YOU RESCUERS AND VOLUNTEERS!!! Author Unkown copy and distribute freely
I have to think the worst excuse I have heard was: you have to come and get my dog. Something is terrably wrong with his back end.....The dogs in pain...hurry.... They tried to castrate it with a rubber band. We arrived only to find a gangreenus sight of a dog so horrably torruted for weeks if not longer...not minutes...the dog could not stand. It was euthanized, per the vets orders...
huron that is absolutely disgusting ! i think the best 1 i heard was a chocolate lab on petfinders whose owners were getting rid of him because he tracked mud into the house and shed. HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO. WTF?
scout; I think it is so wierd to have a 10 year old dog to all of a sudden have allergies or you have to get this dog right now i will 1) let it out the door 2) shoot it They never fail to call late friday night and you have to drop everything...My first husband didnt understand...and the rescuing led to lots of problems in the marrage...Ultimately we divorced...But I am lucky enough to have found a great guy who shares my love and heart for animals. When we were first seeing each other he helped me rescue a shelty...and fed, groomed and bathed it...only to have ungrateful owners come and they told of how they let her run after the car...that is how she got lost in the first place...She made it to a major highway and its a wonder she wasnt squashed...she was one of my last...My feeling is I started to get burnt out...the community and the buracrates sucked all the life out of me. I do think that rescues and shelters have made a big difference...when I was young...it was commonplace to see strays in cities and dead alone every roadway. They used to have dog/cat collection boxes at the dog pound...and they uesd to gass them. Never failed to have some ass put a cat in with the dogs...thinking they were cute...but even in the sticks where i live now...not often do I see a stray. I hardly ever (thankfully) see one hit. And if deer get hit they leave them...no one picks them up...so no one would pick up dogs either. I just think the hard work is begining to pay off. The spay/neuter campaign is working. I wish all those who continue to rescue all the luck.
kudos Scout, for the very sad but very true posts. I highly commend all the rescue volunteers who put hours of their time into these poor animals (especially the ones who rescue from kill shelters and irresponsible pet owners - who should be the ones put to slep). I also commend all the warm hearted animal lovers who adopt them, young or old.
The cure for anything is salt~sweat, tears, or the sea. ~ Isak Dinesen
let me re-phrase that they are all REALLY bad but unfortuantely the christmas and easter seasons are the worst for dealing with people, and retailers think they have it bad, I've been chewed up and spit out simply because we did not have a puppy in stock before Christmas and the the next week chewed out because we don't allow adoptions right before Christmas... UGH Shouldn't be a last minute decision people this is one gift that you should never have to return =(