Older in age....but not really in heart! I can be your mummy if you want -- "Clean the house, cook me dinner, roll me a cigarette and pour me a beer -- NOW!!!". Nope, didn't think you would want to be one of my kids for long (not that I have any!) You didn't seem rude. Good to see some good old Aussie humour again. People sometimes take me the wrong way on here.