Basically what everyone else said: Scoop way, way more often. Twice a day is actually what some people recommend. Cats are VERY picky about where they'll go.

If the names he's getting don't fit, stop naming him arbitrarily and wait for a name to come, a name which reflects his primrary characteristics, and/or is ironic to them.

For instance, my family had a cat once, a tortoise-coat. Ugly as s...

Actually, you call him a monster, but he is not at fault. It is one thing to feed an outdoor cat. I have done so in the past, and am sure I will feed others in the future. However, if you purposefully adopt a cat that comes into your home, it shou...