cherry eye is a lymph gland comming out in a tear duct. i'm not 100% sure, but it might require surgery.

...so this guy noticed that Garfield comics make just as much sense if you throw random panels together, and sometimes are actually pretty funny. He got a cease and desist letter. So he made the code available for people who wanted to try it for them...

write your own obit. mine said this!


Screaming in a speeding car, Karen died before telling anyone where they buried their treasure. Karen will be terribly missed by Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

there are so many movies that my post would be HUGE! But if i had to choose a few they would be;

aliens
shawshank redemption
chronicles of narnia
baraka
fast & furious AND the tokyo drift
howl's moving castle
...

I've never had a secret desire to be a princess but apparently i'm jasmine from aladdin.

http://www.brainfall.com/test6_1.php

Quarter Horses: Definitely jocks. Strutting around flexing those muscles, showing off their butts...definitely jocks.

Thoroughbreds: Preppies. Sometimes athletes, never 'jocks'. Monogrammed blankets, leather halters, Nike eventer shoes, t...

These are the answers from dogs when asked "How many dogs does it take to put in a light bulb?"

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burne...

i'm a HUGE movie snob & there are A LOT of bad movies out there! i'd have to say that 2 movies that i can't stand are:

moulin rouge
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind

the song 'turn off the light' by nellie furtado came on the radio yesterday. in one part of the lyrics it sounds like she say 'i licked a bug, the other day' after much giggling, i googled the lyrics & the REAL words are 'i looked above, the other da...

since i didn't go to see #3, i highly doubt that i'll see a fourth one. eddie murphy has been really good in the shrek series, but everything else has been rather 'so-so' his best work was in his 'raw' & 'delirious' stand-up routines.