Quarter Horses: Definitely jocks. Strutting around flexing those muscles, showing off their butts...definitely jocks.

Thoroughbreds: Preppies. Sometimes athletes, never 'jocks'. Monogrammed blankets, leather halters, Nike eventer shoes, the latest custom trailer and tack. They are the "new money" rich.

Appaloosas: Could only be the stoners. They like to trip acid so they can watch their spots move.

Arabians: RAH! RAH! SIS BOOM BAH! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TEAM!! (need I say more?)

Shetland Ponies: Frightening, spiky hairdos, snotty attitudes and any color of the rainbow .... gotta be PUNKS. Some even sport tattoos.

Friesians: Big, buff, and always in black, they are the biker clique. Cigs hanging out of the corner of their mouths, dangerous glint in the eyes, daring anyone to cross their path.

Morgans: They're the nerdy teacher's pets, running around doing everything from yearbook to decorating the gym and ratting out the bikers, stoners and jocks. They have perpetual wedgies.

Drafts (all breeds): No real clique, they're just the big guys who sit in the back of the room and fart a lot (and then laugh). Who's going to STOP them?

Icelandics and Paso Finos: They're the little squirrely geeks who flit around a dance trying to fit in and fail miserably. The kind who wear Toughskins jeans from Sears (or would that be ripoff WeathaBeetas??).

Hackney Ponies: A breed this manic would have to be a band geek. Marching along with their knees and heads held high.....even going to the bathroom.

Warmbloods: Old Money Preppies, as opposed to the TBs who are new money preppies. All their tack is imported from Europe, they drink Perrier water and eat only organically grown feed. They look down on everyone and talk amongst themselves about summer in Paris and skiing in Gstad and wasn't it dreadful how provincial Spruce Meadows has become?

What would Foxtrotters be?

Actually they would be the hillbillies since they were from the Ozarks.

In alls defense morgans would be more or less ---as experienced in school--- preppy but not so preppy sporty and not so sporty, the type who are pretty but do not know what to do with it and a little shy and fresians to me would be snobby rich kids LOL but i agree w/ every thing else..who is a tomboy?

mustangs: They would be on the track team :)

arabians: Would be on drill teams :)

fox trotters: They would probably be on some ballerina team.

What would TREC Theraputics be in? I know, Handicapped helpers.

my morgan used to be a theraputic horse!

VV
did you write that yourself? If so, you should be a writer of some sort...that was too good!

i think they would be hillbillys they do come from the county not the city

I think the Pasos would be the brats brave enough to pick on the drafts for passing gas...

I've seen this online before, thanks for finding it and sharing it with all of us horse lovers.

Basset_Lover

I've seen that before, it's a cute one=)

I like the Shetland Ponies (sp)! Nice!