anotherone sent to me:lol > Things I have learned living in Virginia: > > 1. A Possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road. > > 5."Onced" and "Twiced" are words. > > 6. It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy. > > 7. "Jaw-P" means "Did ya'll go to the bathroom?" > > 8. People actually grow AND eat okra. > > 9. "Fixinto" is one word. > > 10. There is no such thing as "lunch". There is only dinner and then > there is supper. > > 11. Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when > you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar! > > 12. Backards and forards means "I know everything about you." > > 13. The word "Jeet" is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?" > > 14. You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time > it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see. > > 15. You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH them. > > YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM Virginia IF: > > 1. You measure distance in minutes. > > 2. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. > > 3. You use "fix" as a verb. For example: "I'm fixing to go git somethin > ta eat." > > 4. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit,> > vegetable, grain, insect or animal. > > 5. You know what a "DAWG" is. > > 6. You carry jumper cables in your car. For your OWN car. > > 7. You only own five spices: salt, pepper, Texas Pete, Tabasco and > Ketchup. > > 8. The local papers cover national and international news on one page, > but require 6 pages for local gossip and motorsports. > > 9. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday. > > 10. You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit "a bit warm". > > 11. You know all four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, still Summer and > Christmas. > > 12. Going to Wal-mart is a favorite past time known as "goin' > Wal-martin" or off to "Wally World." > > 13. You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good soup > weather. > > 16. We don't need no dang Driver's Ed. If our mama says we can drive, we > can drive dag-nabbit. > > 17. You understand these jokes and forward them to your Virginia friends > (and those who just wish they were.) >
cats humor us because they know there ancesters ate ours!