Had to add to add funny e-mail.....Its supose to be funny and I cleaned it up so it wouldnt be offensive. I thought it was a hoot!
Aquarius (Jan 23-Feb 22) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a stinking jerk.
Pisces (Feb 23- Mar 22) You are a pioneer type and think most people are jerks. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but tick-off everyone you come in contact with. You are stuck on your self.
Aries (Mar 23 - April 22) You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dipstick.
Taurus (April 23- May 22) You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like heck. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goshdarn communist.
Gemini (May 23- June 22) You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People really dont like you. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are cheap.Geminis are notorious for thriving on strange behavior.
Cancer (June 23- July 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a crap. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.
Leo (July 23-Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving mothers and enjoy themselves more than others.
Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your Nit- picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while intimate. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.
Libra (Sept 23- Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. If you are a male you maybe gay. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are shall I say, easy. All Libras have the chance of dieing early.
Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect jerk. Most Scorpios are murdered.
Sagittarius (Nov 23- Dec 22) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless piece of dirt.
Capricorn (Dec 23- Jan 22) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chickencrap. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.
***Edited By: Duchess on 7/16/2006 11:07:22 PM*** Reason: typo
hey kdubbs. I have met alot of libra in my days at high school. (doesn't help my graduating class was around 600) but that was years ago, so havn't really come across many since then. (if ya think about it we could all be a result of one hell-of-a valentines celebration!!!! that would be about 9 months exactly to the day I was born. oct. 15!!!