When I was 19 and hubby and I were living with roommates, My friend was pressure cooking some potatoes. As she was talking out in the front yard I decided to help. I undid the top off the pressure cooker. It exploded all over my chest and up my neck. I ran screaming through the house after ripping off my shirt. Past a male friend with a shocked look on his face, into the bathroom where I began to splash water on myself from the sink. My friend came in and proceeded to splash water on me while all the rest of the party looked on from the door. Until my hubby shut the bathroom door. To this day, when we see the friend that was on the couch, he looks at my chest, and say "yup, their still looking good."
I have a couple lol. My stepdad used to drive me to highschool every morning and when it started to get warm, he decided to drive the MGB which was parked in the garage. Well he jumped in and I was supposed to push the garage door button and run out the garage before it closed. Well I did my job....but the car was still in the garage. I was on the driveway looking at a closed door, lol. Another time, once again with my stepdad, we were buying groceries. I was zoned out on the hot looking checkout boy and ran into a card stand which I knocked over everywhere.
The only thing that has embarrased me was this time a friend and i got in a fight. It was a playing around joking and being mean kinda thing and i had the habbit of saying bit me and kiss my bum. he said something and I said Fing shut up and kiss me. My face turned red my jaw droped and he asked me out later that night. I married his best friend a year and a half later.
this could of embarrased me but it didnt for some strange reason. I was running around the house chasing my youngest and as I got to the kitchen my pants fell down. I pulled them back up saying i eather need to gain back some weight or buy new pants. Hubby got me new pants that night.
this one probly should of embarrased me too but didnt. hubby was driving me home from school (we were married at the time) and I grabed his glass of soda, I went to take a drink jus as we hit a pot hole, the soda jumped out of the glass soaking my shirt. When we got on the road we lived on I took my shirt off thinking no one would notice. I mean no one drives that road unless they are going to or from there house, all the parents are at work and we were the first out of the parking lot at school. I was wrong one of our best friends (the one who I told to kiss me) drove by Big smile on his face waving.
This one is kinda funny but didnt embarras me. I was down at the creek with a good friend smoking when i was in 7th grade. we decited to cross the creek because we had nothing better to do, then we decited to go sit on this log on a dry spot in the middle of the creek, then we decited to go back to his house and play bevis and butt head (video games rock) well corssing from the dry spot back to the other side I triped on a rock and fell in, I had on a thin white shirt and nothing under. he pulled me up and it starts to rain. We got to his place and he gave me a black shirt to ware home.
Not much gets to me, the only reason the first thing was embarrasing was because I had just gotten to know him, he was going to give me a ride back to my place, and my friend called him wile I was in th bathroom to tell him i had a crush on him and that i wanted to go out with him.
I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame I'd even cut my hair and change my name
My most moment was before my husband and I got married - actually we had only been dating for a few months. Anyway, I would stay the weekends at his house and take showers there. Well, one day I got out of the shower with only about 2 inches of towel covering me to go to his room and change - and there on the couch was his father!! I very calmly walked by said hi, and then proceeded to the bedroom to let him know that his father was on the couch. All he could say was, "Is that what you're wearing?" I could've killed him on the spot!!!LOL
when i first met my husband he would pick me up and we would go out to dinner and have drinks, well the first night he spent the night, we woke up and he got out of bed i was looking at his pants (slept in his pants) he has red stuff all over them and at first i was like what the heck? come to find out my daughters had a lipstick in my bed and it got all over his 150.00 jeans he just bought. i was sooo embaressed! i ended up getting married a year later but it was the worst thing thats happened to me..lol im still think about it and its been 10 years now. lol . i didnt think he would ever come back over - My daughters were 2 and 4 just babies but i never left any make up around after that- the red lipstick never came out of his pants- and he went home that morning and his mom was asking him what was all over his jeans- lol So now i have this story about the first time i was ever "with" my now husband...
I think I could write a book. One of the worst things that happened to me was that, I had gone to the movies with a friend. We were alittle late so slipping in the doors trying to be very descreet we decided to just sit on the back row. Well, I sit down on this man's lap because my eyes had not adjusted to the dark and I could not see anything. After screaming so loud the whole place was disturbed I just wanted to go under a seat. Another time, I had not been married long and was cooking dinner for my new father-in-law. He and my husband was sitting at the table and I started through the kitchen catching my pocket of my walking shorts on the handle of one of the cabinets. Tore the suckers right off. I could have died right there.
Someone at work wanted to borrow my USB flash drive for moving files-- I let them, but forgot to ask for it back. They ended up taking it to a meeting I was in and throwing it up in front of 20 co-workers. Then they started browsing it.
I had EMBARASSING pictures on there and almost had a heart attack!
embarressing- I just got into my neighborhood and their is this really hot boy :) My mom wanted me to go outside and shovel the dog poop up out of the lawn and sure enough hottie comes outside and walks right by me, i was embaressed.
embaressing- Me and my dog were outside and then their was a big wasp that started chasing me so i freaked out and started running across the yard screaaming and then a group of neighbors walk by with thier dogs, they were like did you have a good work out? I was like um yep LOL
embaressing- I went to school having dog poop on my shoes, i told alot of my friends and turned it into a joke, i was still embaressed, but did not show it LOL
retarted :): me and my friend Megan were in hollister and a really cool song came on and we started dancing like a bunch of retards, a bunch of people walked by us laughing at us or giving us nasty looks, but we didn't care. Me and my best friend did a lot of stupid and goofy things :)
Man my list goes on LOL I will probably think of more later!!!
LOL Lauren you pulled the guys swimsuit down, did you tell Danny about that hot british dude HEHE! :) You got to love embarrasing moments, it's just fun to look back at all my embarrasing moments and then laugh at myself!!! :)
When I was 13, I worked for my dad's cleaning company part-time and one day at a leisure center I was vacuuming down the hall when I looked up, and saw a cute guy and his friend sitting on the bench about 15-20 feet away staring at me. Back then I always loved to flirt in front of a cute guy. So while vacuuming I kept looking at them every 5 seconds and smiling and then all of a sudden I tripped over the vacuum cord and knocked down the big plant standing next to me which hit the glass window and made this awful sound, meanwhile..I was on the ground and I looked up and sure enough, the two guys were still looking, but not smiling. I was totally embarrassed! And to top that off, I had to walk past those two after about 10 minutes and I'm sure my face was just red.
Alright, one more....
I was getting ready to go out with a good friend to an outdoor gathering when I had just finished eating spaghetti. On our way there, everything was cool as usual. About 10-15 minutes after saying hi to some old friends at the gathering, I had to go to the bathroom. I went, and in the mirror I saw a horrific image. A spaghetti sause ring around my mouth! My friend didn't even tell me the entire time! I freaked out and washed it off. I asked him why he never told me and his answer was "You looked so hot, I didnt want to spoil that moment." lol, I wanted to murder him!
"You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!"