It is with regret that I have come to the conclusion that it is necessary for me to write this goodbye letter; but, things being as they are, I feel that as a member of TP I am a failure and will never have the qualifications needed to fulfill my membership.
To be an a member of TP, one must be courteous, diplomatic, shrewd, have a fan club named after you, read threads where people couldn’t spell themselves out of a wet paper bag, read threads the length of War and Peace and also know a thing or two about animals.
It is essential for the TP member to post which can perfectly and equally satisfy the administrator, moderators, senior members, full members and newbies; as well as a wide variety of dogs, designer dogs, mutts/mongrels and everything else in between.
Having heard of only one person with the above qualifications, and finding that He was crucified nearly 2000 years ago and though I in my daily personal TP membership try to emulate Him, I now feel that it is impossible for me ever to reach that state of perfection. Wherefore, without further ado and for the benefit of all, I, do herewith relinquish all rights, claims and titles of a TP Senior Member.
Sincerely Irishacres 4/1/07
***Edited By: irishacres on 4/15/2007 9:11:09 PM*** Reason: dupliaction
I like him a lot better than I like most people. To you he's a dog. TO me he's an adopted son who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly. I have no problem with any of these. <