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cute joke
wanted to share..
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dusty082155
Posted: 8:28:06 PM 8/23/2007
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping thru the forest road when she
sees the big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.
My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf."
The wolf jumps up and runs away.
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf
again and this time he is crouched behind a bush.
"My, what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf."
Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.
About 1/4 mile down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the
wolf again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock.
My, what big teeth you have, Mr. Wolf."

With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you knock it
off? I'm trying to poop!"
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.
WileyBlaze
Posted: 8:35:33 PM 8/23/2007
LOL, Oh, that is really cute! I'm still laughing!
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Posted: 2:43:29 PM 8/24/2007
That was too funny, keep them coming.
SheltiesHeaven234
Posted: 9:28:48 PM 8/24/2007
oooooooook
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sereneshihtzu
Posted: 9:37:53 PM 8/24/2007
LOL!!! love it. :)
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lpn169
Posted: 12:31:08 AM 8/25/2007
lmao Dusty!
People are like slinky's, not really good for much. But its still fun to push them down the stairs.
Mollys Mama
Posted: 10:28:28 AM 8/26/2007
OMG..That is too funny!!!
"Life is mostly froth and bubble;
one thing stands like stone.
Kindness in anothers trouble,
courage in your own"
Posted: 10:54:06 AM 8/28/2007
OMG LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS HILARIOUS:)
Firepony25
Posted: 1:14:24 PM 8/28/2007
lol :D
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OscarsMomma
Posted: 4:33:21 PM 8/28/2007
HA HA!!! Too funny!!!:D
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mypoodlerocks
Posted: 11:26:44 AM 9/2/2007
HEHE, that was funny!
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