I saw this on another forum and it was really funny. Tell a story of a funny that your "baby" has done.
This is mine LOL
Ok.....first get ready to drop off your chair..... I bartend and wearing some lower cut shirt (get those tips$ wink wink) I decided to get a water bra..........follow me now walk my path lol I am driving to work and look down and noticed water on the shirt, well I thought I must have gotten it wet getting ready........driving on I noticed the spot getting bigger......Well Rocky decided to use the right side as a chew toy! LOL Now....I get to call into work and explain why I have to drive home and change! LOL Dee
This happened when Georgie was a little puppy. My husband got done taking a shower and he had a piece of paper in his hand and knelt down and was getting some hair off the bottom of the shower. Georgie walked right over and stuck her nose in his butt to get better acquainted. My dh screamed and jumped a mile high and has never done that since.
Jackson gets so excited when we ask if he wants to sing with daddy. He runs all the way up my leg and my body and nibbles my nose and then runs over to my husband and howls with him.
Once, we were putting Bowen through the "Is he ok to be left out alone in the house when no one's home" test.
We went out to eat, and came home.... the brat had gotten a hold of a brand new roll of bounty paper towels. The extra thick roll? And totally shredded it. Every bit of carpet in the living room was ankle deep in white paper towel scraps.... You just couldnt help but laugh.
The other night, I ran out of Duchi's favorite treats.. the dehydrated chicken breasts she likes so well. I had some others that were cheaper quality, and I know they probably aren't that good.. but I figured they'd hold her over. I gave her one, she held it in her mouth and looked at me for about 15 seconds. She then proceeded to drop it on the floor... push it towards my chair with her nose.. and look at me like.. "I hope you don't expect -me- to eat that."
My "Little Bear" aussie tucks us in every night. He jumps on the bed and waits for Dad, then pulls down the covers. Dad covers back up and then when I come to bed, he pulls down my covers! After I get covered up, I tell him thanks, give him a kiss on the nose, and off he goes to get in his bed on the floor!
I was sitting at the dogpark with all the rest of the dog owners watching our pups play. All of a sudden, Rocky walks past the bench.....with Mollie mounting him and doing the motions. Yup those are my pups! Rocky was just strollin along as if what Mollie was doing didn't bother him
I was trying to train Merphy to "give kisses" today. I don't want him to lick me, but just nudge my cheek with his nose. Well, he REALLY knows "gimme five" and "up high". He's done "give kisses" before. So today, I was kneeling on the floor, and he was sitting on my bed. I had a treat in one hand (which gets him really excited), and I told him to give kisses, and pointed to my cheek with the other hand. Instead of a cute little nudge with his nose, he slapped me! He tried giving me five on the side of my face, and now I have a big scratch. It hurt too!
I have a fitting one for this! My step-daughter is 11 and a very private person, especially about girl things. Her dad had just gotten home from work, and was sitting on the couch, when Olivia came screaming down the hall chasing the puppies. I come around the corner to see Bella and Teegan carrying a maxi-pad that she got from her "talk" at school this year. The puppies each had one end and were directly under my DH's feet. Him, being a clueless male, reaches down and grabs what they have. I am not sure whose face was redder, Olivia's or her dads.
I'm glad you brought this subject up, because just yesterday I was watching a movie with kasey on my lap all cozy, and he fell asleep, and I had to put my tea down to go check on something and when I came back my tea was half full and lil kasey quickly laid down when he saw me coming. I picked up my tea, looked at him and he pretended to be sleeping.......with tea dripping off his mouth! That was the funniest thing ever, he just looked up at me like "I didn't do it". He really is a tea fanatic...I should have known.
A daily thing Max does that I find is hilarious is when my elderly grandma is doing the laundry she may drop something along the way. So Max runs up to me with, um, my mother's underwear and is shaking them around for me to play with him LOL! Crazyyy puppy.
Mandy and Tina's beds are put next to our bed at nite. The other night Tina got in Mandy's bed. She just walked up and stared at her and Tina moved over in the bed, like come on get in bed, cause I'm not gettin' up. The underwear story Sienna told reminds me of when Max was little. He took my panties and bra out the doggie door. Great having your underwear all over the backyard.
Since my oldest son came home for the summer, we had to make room for him. We moved my Eskie's kennels downstairs for a few months. Kirra didn't mind but apparently Kai did not find this amusing. He got me back by opening his own kennel and getting into a whole bag of cedar chip rabbit bedding! I never knew a bag of rabbit bedding was enough to cover an entire basement!
Not sure if I shared this story yet on this forum, but this really happened one morning in the kitchen when Riot was just a 6 month oldpuppy.
Oh My Goodness! Lesson to be learned here. All the Spoo's were outside playing and it is turning cold here. So as with every fall and winter Spot-spot gets her inside jacket and sweater and she wears it through out the season cause she is old and gets cold fast and I think her bones hurt her. So like a good Mum I go get her inside house jacket and put it on her and think...cool. I let the spoo's in and Winston looks at Spot like...ooohhh Mama! Deke looks at Spot like.....'you need a new wardrobe woman' Riot completely freaked out and started screaming and hollering like an alien had crawled up through the kitchen floor. Solange` immediately attacked Spot, Woo-woo said "Screw this, I'm an outie!' and she booked up the stairs to find her crate and wait out the invasion. Well things went from bad to worse and Winston went to break up the fight and bit Riot....which enforced this idea that the "Fake Spot' was an alien. Dekias walked over and sniffed Spot as she backed up out of the melee and said 'I told you you need a new wardrobe' and walked backward and sat down to watch the show. Meanwhile Riot is still screaming and Solange` is trying to eat the Alien. I grabbed the jacket off Spot and immediately hid it under my shirt. I waited til all of them calmed down and brought the jacket out again to lay it on my lap for them to see it. Woo-woo is carried down by Timmy (stepson) and she first looks at Spot and relaxed and then came over and sniffed the jacket, then Solange` and Riot sniff the (Alien skin) jacket on my lap and calm down. I then...in front of them put the jacket back on Spot. They are cool about and she went and laid down....then she stood back up and walked toward me about 5 min later and Riot went balistic again. I just look and think 'What next' Shouldn't have thought that cause then Timmy...all 6 feet of him comes running down the stairs and grabs Woo as she is about to sprout wings and take flight to the mother ship to complain and then he grabed Solange` as she is about to have fake Spot alien for brunch and I grabbed Riot and calmed him down. Meanwhile Winston is looking at the second round and is about to bite the entire mob to show who is the boss and they need to all cool out. Imagine an 80 lb big corded standard with an attitude...it did not look good. As I speak, Woo, Solange` and Riot are almost on my lap and staring at Spot like lobsters are about to crawl out of her ears and monkeys are gonna fly from her butt. What a way to start the day, all because I put Spot's winter cloths on her to keep her bones warm. Lesson learned from this....let all dogs investigate anything strange clothing thoroughly before appling to one of the pack by surprise.
Karri House of insane Spoos defnding their home from invading body snatching Aliens...aka...Moondance Kennels
***Edited By: JOcquelle on 8/15/2006 4:43:32 AM*** Reason: spell
This is too embarassing...my dachshund Isabella had been exploring on a trip to my mother-in-laws. Aparantly, we had used the same luggage on this trip as we had on our honeymoon. We had been given a huge package of condoms as a gag gift from the best man...and it was tucked inside one of the side pockets of our suitcase. Isabella grabbed the package and dragged it all around the house. There were condoms everywhere. My mother-in-law thought it was hilarious...but needless to say, we were a little embarassed.
First I have to say Jocquelle that was just to funny. Thanx for the laugh.
Just this morning my 2 yr old and I where doing laundry. I had just laied the clean clothes on the bed to fold. Dirty ones where in the basket on the floor. As I was begining the fold, the phone rang so of course I had to leave the room to answer it. When I returned to the room I find my 2 yr old wearing my nursing bra on his head, my husbands boxers around his hips and my 8 month old Lab eating a pair or my underwear. As to say things could not of gottin any worse my Mother in law desides thats a great moment to stop by and say HI. Now I have to 2 yr old runing around and my lab chasing him with my underwear in her mouth.
Talk about exersise, took me a good 10 min to catch them and get all the lovly garments off them.
Little Jimmy ( mini dachshund) is a bigtimes Thief
he steal food from the dining table.he behaves like a saint infront of me and once I leave his presence he steal everything . The other day he took bag of peanuts from the dining table to the sofa bed and ate half of them