Brand- I'm gonna have to agree with you on the Lifetime junk! I say that because it is just that J U N K! It's "television for women" but it's always about women either getting the sh*t beat out of them, or beatin the sh*t out of some man that cheated on her with the nanny and now she's prego w/his baby!! WTF!! Why do women want to watch a channel that is nothing positive about women at all!!! UGH! I hate that channel!!! I prefer Oxygen...much better channel!!! :)
I love to read The Onion. One of my favorite bits of all time was a fake TV schedule. The Lifetime movie of the evening was called He Use to Beat Me, But Now He's Dead. Years later and that still cracks me up.
BTW: On the same mythical evening, ESPN was showing Two Hours of Joe Thiesmann's Leg Breaking