My boyfriend's brother was all mad because he went to Subway for lunch today and brought home two chocolate chip cookies from there & put the on the kitchen counter & then went to class. They were gone when he got home and figured their other roommate Kevin had eaten them.
Oh no. I was playing with Ace and kept throwing his ball across the room. He loves fetch. Anyways, after a while he stopped abruptly, looked at me, and threw up all over the bottom of my jeans. Tons and tons of chocolate chip cookies!! It was so gross. He immediatly tried to re-eat it!!! Yuck! At least we found the theif!!!
My dobe did that with an egg roll once! It was sitting on the counter and he inhaled it . He tried to give it back a couple minutes later! But the grossest thing had to be the time he got sick in his cage after having surgery and he was the biggest mess. He didn't react well to the anethesia. I couldn't tell what came out of what end. Ick
That reminds me of this time, when I was about 13 years old. We had 2 poms and 1 toy poodle. I was playing fetch with all 3 of them and I guess got a little silly, picked up my male pom and kind of tossed him up in the air and began talking baby talk to his face..my mouth was wide open when something warm started to fill up....uh huh, doggy throw up all in my mouth!
The grossest thing my dogs have done to me they all did together! I came home one day to find a bottle of Alieve on the floor with no pills left in it. It was a new bottle and all the pills were gone. Since i have 3 dogs i didnt know which dog ate them, so i had to induce vomitting for all three of them outside. For an hour all three of them were constanly throwing up all around me, piles and piles of throwup. It actually continued through out the night. I have never seen anything like it, I was so sick to my stomach after i almost joined them. It was the grossest thing ever, if i ever see throw up agian i dont know what i will do!Luckily they turned out to be ok, but i still get sick thinking about it!
Those stories were definitely gross...but I got one for ya. One cold winters night approx. 4 yrs ago, while my husband and I were sleeping, our pitbull Rusty came into our room and apparantly had diarahea (sp). Of course, we had no idea he was in such desperate need to go outside. Consequently, we woke up to skirting sounds, as he was in the "potty position" beside our bed, looking at us while he was eliminating on our carpet. Man, he put out a smell that ought to be considered ILLEGAL! Needless to say, cleaning it up was a major gag!
Once I was driving my good friend's brand new minivan home for her, and she let me take Keepie as her car was full of kids. This is so horrible, but while driving I tried to roll the windows up, and somehow his head got stuck in one of them. He didn't make any noise, so I had no idea I was strangling him, but I noticed the smell straight away. He must have been so scared that his anal sacs let go, and the whole car got doused, including my brand new sweater. I felt soooo bad, for my friend's car yes, but mostly for poor Keepie. He was unhurt, thankfully, but cleaning out that car was the most painful thing I have ever done. Omigod, the smell, I wish I could forget it. GROSS!
shelly thats the beauty of it. scout is not a kisser. !!! so i never have to worry about it. but i do ask her for kisses all the time. watch the one day she decides to humor me will be right after she eats the cats puke LOL.
I took Digger out in the truck a few months ago. He was sitting in the front with me. He is used to being in a kennel when hes in the truck. Anyways, he got freaked out and i thought he was trying to hide behind my back. Nope. He stuck his nose down between my butt and the seat and let loose. I didnt notice until my butt felt wet. I look down and i was sitting in a chunky mess and Digger just hung his head.
It actually wasn't MY dogs, but my sister in law's dog is a boy. And I was petting him; he had his front paws on my knees. I was wearing shorts, so my are legs were exposed... and I ended up with a noticable smudge of that horrible green goo that male dogs produce-- right on my leg. I gagged. We cleaned it up with an alcohol wipe. UGGGHHH.
P.S. I can't believe nobody has mentioned the "green goo" yet!
***Edited By: shinyblackpit on 1/27/2005 11:24:25 PM*** Reason: gjhstdj5quaq
Oh, how I could write a book on this subject! Thankfully after living in the country all my life, not much grosses me out I have pretty much been through it all livestock especially can be sooo nasty! But there is one thing in particular my dogs do that gross even me out, I would go into the details lets just say it is a very X rated game the male and female play w/ each other, I wake up in the middle of the night and they will be in bed w/ me playing their little "game" talk about a very rude and nasty awakening. But the grossiest experience I have had w/ my dogs was once when Popeye was very sick he literally explodes shooting poo all over my bedroom, it was all over the floor and even on the walls up to like 3 ft that is how much force was behind it ( he is only 10 in tall!) oh, I got so sick, the nastiest thing I ever saw!